The Best Funny Marriage Quotes
and Jokes about Marriage:
Healthy Dose of Humor will
Save Your Marriage.

Funny Marriage Quotes will bring you laughter.

Healthy dose of sense of humor help you release tension and be relaxed.

We do not have to take everything so serious.

Just lay back and laugh a lot with your partner!

By phoenix01red from YouTube.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

~Mae West~

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.

~Cass Daley~

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward.

~Benjamin Franklin~

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.

~Lyndon B. Johnson~

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.”


Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

~Joey Adams~

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."


Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

~Ogden Nash~

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